Mommy: Would you like an orange?
Meredith (having developed an occasional stutter): O-O-Only peoples like oranges.
Mommy: Well, you’re a person, Meredith. You’re a ‘people.’
Meredith: (Scoffing tone) Nooooo….I’m Mer-Mer.
So take that, you plebeian masses, you orange lovers, you.
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