Meredith's Uncle Dan and his Dead Rabbits

This rare photo, depicting Uncle "Crazy Irish" Dan and his gang, was taken at Irish's wedding. This is the only known photo of Irish, his underboss, Chris "The Persecutor" Lareau, Irish's consiglieri, Brian "Three Knuckles" Winkelman, and all of Irish's capos. Irish's underboss and consiglieri run the entirity of Irish's U.S. operations while Irish spends the majority of his time abroad on "mission trips."

The bearded monster in the background, "Tiny" Sipes, and the gentleman on Tiny's right, Tommy "Two Guns," are rumored to be responsible for some of the most brutal murders in the Los Angeles ghetto of El Segundo. Additionally, the two of them control Irish's cock fighting operations in the Ozark Mountains. The man on the far right, known only as, "Spicoli Red Eyes," oversees Irish's Peruvian drug trade as well as Irish's grip on the construction unions. FBI files indicate that the man in glasses, "Lindy" Lindstrom, is from Belfast, Northern Ireland. Lindy is Irish's connection to the Old World. Lindy served six years in an English prison for his role in multiple IRA bombings. The man to Irish's immediate left is Joey "All Eyebrows." Eyebrows has been Irish's bodyguard for several years. Irish once gave Eyebrows a holster made of African Rhino in celebration of Eyebrow's successful assassination of a rival boss, Ericimo "the Chacher" Bursey.



Meredith should be so proud of her father and uncle. I know her mother is. Or she better be or this will be The Persecutor's first and only post.